A "G" Rating in this House, Please!

Maura and Roger were sitting at the table this morning eating breakfast. I walked up behind Roger and kissed his ear, whispering, "I love you".

Maura: I know what that means.

Me: What does what mean?

Maura: When you kiss Daddy's ear. I know what that means.

Me: It means I love him.

Maura: Nope. It's a sexy kiss. It means you want to be sexy with him.

Me: Is that okay?

Maura: No. Mom, it's totally gross.

Me (in a resigned voice): Alright, I won't kiss your Daddy sexy anymore.

Roger: Heeeey! Let's not over react!