Holy Communion

Maura: Can we sit closer to the front next week?

Me: Why?

Maura: When I was trying to drink the wine it was almost gone. So I just pretended to drink, but I didn't really drink. If we were closer to the front, there would be more wine.

Me: You just have to tip the goblet back a little further.

Maura: But I'm afraid that if I drink all of the blood of Christ they'll be mad at me for not sharing Jesus.