Setting back the Women's Movement...

Schatz: I want to be a boy.

Mom: Why do you want to be a boy?

Schatz: Two reasons. Boys don't have to brush their hair as much.

Mom: Why don't boys brush their hair as much?

Schatz: Becauce it's so short.

Mom: What is the other reason?

Schatz: Boys don't have to wipe their bottoms when they pee. They just shake it.