Shoes and Feet

The school mornings around here are pretty typical.  A lot of "Did you make your bed?"  "Please hang up this wet towel."  "Is your room tidy?" and "Put your lunch box in your backpack."  So she was starting to be a little irritable when...

Me: Wrong feet.

Schatz:  What?

Me:  You are putting your shoes on the wrong feet.

Schatz (sighing in exasperation):  Well, I don't know what to tell ya.  These are the only feet I've got.