When we go on base to the grocery store, Schatz likes to be in charge of showing the gate guard my ID card. It's her special job and the guards humor her. Today was especially charming.
Guard (looking at ID card): This doesn't look like you.
Schatz (giggles): Yes.
Guard: Do you get to be in charge of the ID card?
Schatz (shyly): Yes.
Guard: Well, you are doing a great job.
Schatz (smiles at him and shots him the finger guns): Thanks.
Guard laughs and gives her the ID card.
Schatz (yelling out the window as we pull away from the gate): Merry Christmas!!
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