The kids are on a school break. Maura had gone to play with a pal. Schatz was feeling restless and bored.
Dad: Do you want to go play Bocce Ball in the backyard?
Dad: What do you want to do?
Schatz: Can we play House Elf*?
Dad: What is House Elf?
Schatz: Well, I will be your slave and do chores for you all day like a house elf. If I do a good job being your house elf you will give me a dollar.
Dad: What if you do a bad job?
Schatz: Then you can fire me.
So we spent the afternoon and evening finding jobs for our little house elf to do. Her daddy did give her a dollar, but after we were finished folding the last load of laundry I tossed her a sock. The next few hours before bedtime was spent playing Freed House Elf in which she repeatedly told us that she WOULD do something for us, but she didn't HAVE to because she was a free elf.
*Let's hope JK Rowling's copyright protection doesn't include imaginary play acting.
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