Dad: Can anyone guess what's happening next week?
Schatz: It's your BIRTHDAY!
Dad: That's right! You are getting a treat!
Maura: Hey! What about me?
Dad: You are going to get a treat, too....If you can guess what day my birthday is!
Maura (pausing to think): May 20th
Dad: That's RIGHT!
Schatz: Oh! That was EASY!
Dad: But can you tell me what YEAR I was born?
Maura (tentatively): um...1877?
Dad (talking over Mom): Close. 1977.
Mom (talking over Dad): Yes! 1877!
This Ham is NOT Burned!
3 months ago