Schatz: (delighttfully as she looks at her X-ray) That's my money!
Mommy: What did you do with that penny?
Schatz: I ate it in my mouth and it's in my belly. They take my picture at the doctor. See...my money.
Mommy: Why did you eat the money?
Schatz: Because I can eat the money. See. In my mouth.
Doctor: Did you eat the penny?
Schatz: (nodding) Yes.
Doctor: Did it taste good?
Doctor: Are you going to eat the penny again?
Schatz shrugs her shoulders.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
2 months ago