While driving down the road, listening to Beyoncé's "If I Were a Boy":
Schatz: Why does she want to be a boy?
Me: I think she thinks it's easier to be a man instead of a woman.
A little later...
Schatz: Why is she hurt?
Me: I think her feelings are hurt.
Schatz: Oh. (Pauses) Mommy?
Schatz: How do you say "If I were a Boy" en Español?
This Ham is NOT Burned!
2 months ago