Schatz: Do I have to have a siesta* after I eat?
Me: Yes, you have to take a siesta this afternoon.
Schatz: I can't take a siesta.
Me: Oh, really? Why not?
Schatz: I can't love siestas, Mommy. I love playing with toys.
*I started calling naps "siestas" awhile back because she wouldn't cry when I said she was going to have a siesta.
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