Hustler

Roger's iTouch has been missing for two days.

Mom: Where's Dad's iTouch?

Schatz: I don't know.

Maura: I don't know.

Kids help me look for the iTouch for a few minutes.

Mom: I will give a dollar to the first girl who finds Dad's iTouch.

Schatz: I'll be right back.

Schatz (from upstairs): I found it!

Mom (as Schatz hands it over): Where did you find it?

Schatz: In my packpack.