Roger quit smoking today. He has been unsuccessfully trying to quit for a long time. He decided that today was the day. To give the kids a chance to be involved in this process, we thought we'd let the kids tear up the last of the cigarettes and throw them in the trash.
Roger: I've got something for you girls.
Schatz and Maura: What?
Roger pulls the last two cigarettes out of the packet and hands one to each kid. Before he could explain what the cigarettes were for:
Maura (very solumnly): No, thanks, Dad. I don't smoke.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
3 months ago