Schatz: I'm not going to brush my teeth anymore, Mommy. I want them to all fall out.
Me: Why do you want your teeth to fall out?
Schatz: Because Maura wants the Cleo Monster High doll. When all my teeth fall out, I'm going to use my tooth fairy money to buy a Monster High Doll.
Me: But the tooth fairy only pays for healthy teeth. She doesn't give money for rotten teeth.
Schatz (under her breath): Bummer.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
3 months ago