Schatz: Did you come get me in the middle of the night?
Mom: No, you woke up and crawled into Mommy's bed.
Schatz: No, I didn't. Daddy must have gotten me.
Mom: I don't think he did.
Schatz: Well, I did not wake up and come get in your bed.
Mom: Maybe you were sleep walking.
Schatz: Yes, that's it. YOU were sleep walking and came to get me in your bed.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
4 months ago