It's the first day of school. When I went to wake up the girls I found Maura curled up in bed with Schatz. I sat on the bed and rubbed their backs. After some chitchat, Maura got up and left the room. I crawled under the covers to chitchat with Schatz.
Me: Good morning, darling. Maura was telling me a lovely story.
Schatz: What did Maura tell you?
Me: Maura said that you woke up last night, felt around her face with your hand, and then cuddled up and snuggled her.
Schatz (giggled): I did. Do you know what I was doing when I was feeling her face?
Me: No. What were you doing?
Schatz: I was seeing if it was Maura or you.
Me: You can tell who it is with your hand?
Schatz: Yep. I could tell it was Maura because you have a big, honkin' head.
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