We took the kids to Target to choose Christmas presents for each other. We were sitting in the food court afterwards enjoying a Christmas hotdog and milkshake.
Maura: Only eleven days until Christmas!!
Me: And we have GOT to stop shopping! I was finished with all my Christmas shopping and I STILL bought you each one more thing because I am so excited for Christmas.
Schatz: You know...we could just have Christmas early...
Maura: Yeah! Let's have Christmas early. Nobody would have to know!
Me: I think Santa might have a thing or two to say about it.
Schatz: Yeah. Santa's always watching us day and night. (pauses) Santa is kind of a creeper.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
3 months ago