Maura: Mom, I need to tell you something, but I want you to know I'm not tattling on Schatz.
Me: Okay. What do you need to tell me?
Maura: I don't want to get Schatz in trouble because I don't think she knows how she did it, but she's got a bunch of your iPad photos on her iTouch so don't take any inappropriate pictures that she's not allowed to see.
Me (choking a little and trying not to laugh): What sort of inappropriate photos do you think I take on my iPad?
Maura: You know...like the photo you took of my Christmas present so you could show it to Aunt April. Don't take any of those types of photos until you can figure out what Schatz did.
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