A girlfriend of mine used to be a swim instructor. A few weeks ago she offered to teach my oldest how to swim. Good times, since we've had two close calls because Maura thinks she can swim better than she actually can. So today was the first summer trip to the pool. I told Schatz we were going swimming as soon as her nap was finished.
Schatz: Does Henry have a soup?
Me: Yes, Henry has a swimming suit.
Schatz: Does Oliver have a soup?
Me: Yes, Oliver has a swimming suit?
Schatz: Does Edith have a soup?
Me: Yes, Edith has a swimming suit.
Schatz: Does Maura have a soup?
Me: Yes, Maura has a swimming suit.
Schatz: Does Lucy have a soup?
Me: No, Lucy doesn't have a swimming suit.
Schatz (hugging Lucy): Sorry, Lucy not swim today.
Death-defying Muttering
5 years ago
ha ha ha. She is too much!!! After all swimming naked is just not something you do. he he he
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