Here are some funny things my friends' kids* said.
"Well, I feel like I pretty much know everything now!"
Kenny, (age 9)
When told to put his legos away, brush his teeth and get ready for bed. Andy (age 5) said: "But Mommy, my job doesn't end at 5, and there are so many distractions in my day--I have to work late."
"...Andy, don't jump off the furniture."
His response: "Don't worry, Mommy, I promise not to die without your permission."
Mom: I love you Harry.
Harry: Nooo, I don't want it!
*names have been changed to protect the guilty
3 weeks ago