Christmas Accusations

Schatz (getting the cookies from the pantry): We need to leave cookies and milk for Santa.

Mom: No, honey. We aren't going leave cookies for Santa. It's not Christmas Eve anymore.

Schatz: Santa is going to bring me presents.

Mom: Santa won't come again until next year, Schatz.

Schatz: But Santa will be so hungry.

Mom: Santa isn't coming tonight, honey.

Schatz (stamps her foot): Because you not make cookies and milk!