Schatz (getting the cookies from the pantry): We need to leave cookies and milk for Santa.
Mom: No, honey. We aren't going leave cookies for Santa. It's not Christmas Eve anymore.
Schatz: Santa is going to bring me presents.
Mom: Santa won't come again until next year, Schatz.
Schatz: But Santa will be so hungry.
Mom: Santa isn't coming tonight, honey.
Schatz (stamps her foot): Because you not make cookies and milk!
This Ham is NOT Burned!
6 months ago