In Reference to Dinner Last Night

Dad: So, Mom says you've decided to be a vegetarian.

Maura: Yep.

Dad: Any reason why?

Maura: Not really.

Dad: You just don't like meat?

Maura: I really don't like meat.

Dad: Bummer. So no more steak?

Maura: Nope.

Dad: What about chicken nuggets?

Maura (starting to sound worried): Chicken is meat?

Dad: Yeah. So no more Chicken Adobo either.

Maura: Chicken Adobo is meat?

Dad: Yep.

Maura (after a moment of thought): I'm just going to be vegetarian against meatballs.