Dad: So, Mom says you've decided to be a vegetarian.
Dad: Any reason why?
Maura: Not really.
Dad: You just don't like meat?
Maura: I really don't like meat.
Dad: Bummer. So no more steak?
Dad: What about chicken nuggets?
Maura (starting to sound worried): Chicken is meat?
Dad: Yeah. So no more Chicken Adobo either.
Maura: Chicken Adobo is meat?
Maura (after a moment of thought): I'm just going to be vegetarian against meatballs.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
3 months ago