Mom: Schatz, I've got a job for you.
Schatz: What, Mommy?
Mom: Will you take this baby and put her in your toy box?
Schatz takes the baby. Leaves the room and returns much too quickly.
Mom: Did you put the baby in the toy box?
Schatz nods her head yes.
Mom: Are you lying to me?
Schatz pauses, and then shakes her head no.
Mom: Kaitlyn, Mommy can tell when you are telling a lie.
Schatz (eyes get big): What did you say, Mommy?
Mom: Your nose gets a little bigger when you lie to Mommy. Now. Did you put the baby in your toy box?
Schatz (covering her nose with her hand): Yes, Mommy, I did.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
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