Getting ready for her afternoon siesta...
Schatz (whining): I can't wear my panties, I want a Pull-Up.
Mom: You don't need a Pull-Up for your siesta. You are a big girl.
Schatz (still whining): But I'm going to get my panites wet. I NEED a Pull-Up.
Mom (losing this battle) goes into the bedroom and brings back a pull-up.
Schatz (indignantly): You LIED to me!!
Mom: I didn't lie to you.
Schatz (like she's explaining the situation to a small child): You said no Pull-Up and now you are giving me a Pull-Up.
Mom: I changed my mind. I'm not going to fight with you. If you want a Pull-up you may have a Pull-Up. Do you want the Pull-Up?
Schatz (stamping her foot): You lied!
Mom (sighing): Do you want to wear panties or a Pull-Up.
Schatz chose the Pull-Up...As she was climbing into her bed.
Schatz (indignantly and under her breath): You LIED to me.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
3 months ago