Daddy's Little Coronary

Maura: What are you going to do when I get a boyfriend?

Mom: I don't know. I'll probably ask a lot of questions. Are you going to tell me when you get a boyfriend?

Maura (thinking): I'll probably tell you, but I don't know if we should tell Daddy.

Mom: Don't you think Daddy wants to know?

Maura (thoughtfully): Mom, I just don't know if he is ready to handle something like that.