Daddy (at the bottom of the stairs): Come give Daddy a kiss goodnight.
Schatz (at the top of the stairs): Mommy, I'm going to kiss my friend.
Mommy: He is not your friend. He's your daddy.
Schatz (insulted): Why he is not my friend?
I tried to explain that it's not an insult, but she remains unconvinced.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
10 months ago