On being told that mommy's friend April was coming to visit...
Schatz: Does April have kids?
Schatz: Does she have cats?
Me: Yes, but she's not bringing the cats.
Schatz: Who is April again?
Me: She's my friend, but she's also your godmother.
Schatz (eyes get really big): She's my FAIRY GODMOTHER!
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