On being told that mommy's friend April was coming to visit...
Schatz: Does April have kids?
Schatz: Does she have cats?
Me: Yes, but she's not bringing the cats.
Schatz: Who is April again?
Me: She's my friend, but she's also your godmother.
Schatz (eyes get really big): She's my FAIRY GODMOTHER!
This Ham is NOT Burned!
3 months ago