My cousin Will is getting married next month. Both girls are very, VERY excited so the lucky couple are a hot topic around our house these days. This is one of the more amusing conversations that unfolded:
Maura: Do you think Will likes Anita?
Me: Yes, I think Will likes Anita.
Maura: But do you think he likes LIKES Anita?
Me: Yes, I do.
Maura is still in deep thought.
Me (throwing Will under the bus): You can ask him when we visit.
Maura (rolls her eyes): Yeah, right. Like he'd tell ME if he didn't really like like her. He KNOWS I would go STRAIGHT to Anita and tell her.
Roger: What if Anita told you she wasn't sure if she like LIKED Will? Would you go straight to Will and tell him?
Maura (answering a little too quickly): No.
Roger: That's not fair!
Maura (shrugging her shoulders): Anita's my girl.
3 weeks ago