Who Can Argue with a Purple Heart?

Schatz (rescuing him from the trash): Don't throw away Prince Naveen!

Me: He's broken, baby. Broken toys go in the trash.

Schatz (getting really upset): He's not broken. He got hit with an PGC* in Iraq. He got a purple heart because he's so brave. You can't do this to him!

Me: I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Schatz (under her breath while walking away): He's a hero.



*Scahtz/English Translation: RPG


(Author's Note: I'm pretty sure this is a Ken doll and not Prince Naveen, but really, what's the use in arguing.)