I laid down with Schatz for a few minutes while putting her to bed last night. She was pretty delighted with this rare treat.
Schatz: It's like we're having a slumber party!
Me: Yep. It's just like a slumber party, but I'm only laying here for a few minutes*.
Schatz: Let's play slumber party.
Me: Okay. Do you want to lay here and tell secrets?
Schatz: You first.
Me (pausing to think of something a five year old would find scandalous) : I ate the last slice of pineapple at dinner while you weren't looking. Do you have any secrets?
Schatz (with the most solemn look on her face): I caught Daddy sneaking a cigarette** yesterday.
*I actually fell asleep before she did.
**Roger's in the process of quitting.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
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