Schatz: If you could be any aunt....which aunt would you be?
Me: I'd be my Aunt Becky.
Maura: I'd be Aunt Gabrielle.
Schatz: I'd be a honey ant, but I'd have a red butt.
Me (catching onto my error): Why red? Honey ants have yellow butts.
Schatz: My butt would have Tabasco hot sauce instead of honey. I'll bet nobody would try to eat my butt then.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
4 months ago