After eating all the beef out of her "Rainbow Beef" (think sweet and sour beef) rice bowl...
Schatz: I'm done. Can I have some more of yours?
Dad: Aren't you going to eat the rest?
Schatz: No. I don't like that stuff.
Dad (looking in the bowl): You don't like green peppers? and pineapple? and rice?
Schatz (sighing deeply): No. I can't eat that stuff. I'm not a vegetarian.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
10 months ago