Me: I'm the lady at the counter who checks you in when you are going on a big trip. I might also be the lady who looks at your ticket and lets you board the plane. Some days I will get to help direct passengers to the terminal or to the plane.
Schatz: Anything else?
Me: Maybe if I do a REALLY good job they will let me drive the little car that pulls the luggage. That would be cool!
Schatz (clearly excited about my prospects): That would be so cool! Do you know the only thing that would be cooler?
Me: ...if they let me fly the plane?
Schatz (wrinkling her nose): No. Not that. The only thing cooler would be if they let you be the lady with the SNACKS! [the flight attendant]