We were walking out to the car last night.
Schatz: Are we going in Mommy's car or Daddy's car?
Daddy: Daddy doesn't have a car anymore. We only have one car.
Schatz: Where's your car?
Daddy: I sold my car so we can move.
Schatz (matter of factly): America stole your car, Daddy.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
6 months ago