Aunt Gabrielle and Uncle Jayson were supposed to arrive between 2 and 3pm. At 5:30, they called to say they were 7 miles away...
Mommy: If you look out the window, you'll be able to see them arrive.
Maura: But I don't know what kind of car they are driving.
Mommy: Look for a white van.
Schatz: Maura, look for a white van that has my cousin Chase in it.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
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