On the Phone with Tech Support

His dad was on the phone and his mom was busy with something, so Harry (age 3 and potty training) let Grandma take him to the bathroom.

Harry*: Grandma?

Grandma: Yes.

Harry: Do you have a penis?

Grandma: No, Only boys have penises.

Harry: Does Daddy have a penis?

Grandma: Yes.

Harry: Does Grandpa have a penis?

Grandma: Yes.

Harry: Does Uncle Daniel have a penis?

Grandma: Yes.

Harry gets off the pottychair and runs into the living room where Daddy is on the phone.

Harry: Daddy! Daddy! Grandma says YOU have a penis!

*Names have been changed so that I can't be accused of blogging about my brother-in-law's boy parts.