Schatz (who is the picture of health this morning): Mommy, you need to take a shower.
Me: Excuse me?
Schatz: You need to take a shower so that I can sit on the potty and breathe...like the last time when I was (inserting best fake cough). I have what I had last time.
Me: The croup? You have the croup?
Schatz (gravely): Yes, Mommy, I have the croup. You need to take a shower.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
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