Jailbird

Willow (age 3): I really miss my daddy.

 Willow's Mommy: Ok, lets call him.

 Willow (bursting into tears): I can't he's in jail!*

*My brother in law works for Elmore County, earlier in the day Willow and her Mommy had swung by his work to kiss him goodbye on the way to Grandma's house. They'd been told he was over at the jail doing some maintenance.