Maura: Can I have the last ice cream cone?
Maura: Why not?
Dad: There are four in a pack, right?
Dad: We each had one last night so there's one left, right?
Roger: Well, there are two of you (kids) and only one of me. I'm going to eat the last cone.
Maura: You can't.
Dad: Why not?
Maura: Because mom says the first thing she's going to do when she's not fat* is eat a Drumstick. That's Mom's ice cream.
Me: I can hear you! I'm sitting right here!
*Disclaimer: What I actually said was that when I get my Weight Watcher's Lifetime Membership I was going to treat myself to a Drumstick because it was the only thing I've really missed.
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