Schatz: Have you ever been to America?
JJ: Of course! EVERYBODY knows I've been to America. I was born in San Antonio.
Schatz: Where was I born, Mom?
Me: San Angelo.
Schatz: I was born in San Angelo.
JJ: Haven't you ever heard of the Evolutionary War?
JJ: It's the war we fought so that we could have George Washington as our president.
Schatz: Nuh uh!! Our president isn't George Washington. Our president is named something Obama. MOM! Tell JJ that George Washington isn't our president.
Me (turning into the roundabout): George Washington was our first president, but President Obama is our president right now.
Schatz (at the same time): I told you!
This Ham is NOT Burned!
3 months ago