Maura was at the school disco. We were at home watching Man of Steel when....
Roger: We can only watch Superman for thirty minutes then we need to turn it off to go get Maura.
Schatz: What time is the disco finished?
Roger: Nine o'clock.
Schatz: And what time is it now?
Roger: It's eight twenty.
Schatz: No. I mean, what TIME is it?
Roger: It's twenty minutes after eight.
Schatz (getting upset): NO-O-O! I am asking WHAT TIME IS IT?
Roger: I don't understand the question, honey. It's eight twenty.
Me (translating): She's asking what the big hand is on.
Roger: The big hand is on the four. We have to leave to go get Maura when the big hand is on the ten.
Schatz (obviously relieved): Thank you! That's all I was asking.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
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