Schatz: My friend at school says that you have to get married to have a baby.
Me: Your friend is very wise. Babies are a lot of work. It's better if you have a husband who can help.
Schatz: Right, but you absolutely have to be married to have a baby?
Me: No, sometimes women have babies without being married.
Schatz: But my friend says you can't have a baby without a wedding.
Me: Well. Babies don't come from weddings. It takes a man and a woman to have a baby, but they are not always married.
Schatz: Can two women have a baby?
Me: I suppose it depends on the women. Sometimes two women can adopt a baby. Sometimes they foster a baby. Sometimes the baby is from a previous relationship. I can't really say. It just depends on the family.
Schatz: But how do you get pregnant without a wedding?
Me: Well. You don't have to be married to get pregnant. If a man and a women have sex with each other, then sometimes the woman will get pregnant.
Schatz (walking away, chuckling to herself): Where you come up with this stuff?
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