Maura and I were sitting on a bench in the Yeperenye Shopping Center when a teenaged boy walked by in a YOLO* cap on his head.
Me: I hate YOLO. It's the stupidest life motto. Don't base your life decisions on YOLO.
Maura (sighs and pats me sympathetically on the knee): I know, mom, I know. You live everyday. You only die once.
*YOLO is a texting shortcut for You Only Live Once. It is a stupid life motto.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
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