Me: Maura, please sign this card for Corbyn's Birthday.
Maura signs the card. Schatz picks up the card to play the music one more time.
Maura: That's not yours. That's for my cousin.
Schatz: Not your cousin. He's my cousin.
Maura (insulted): He's my cousin, too!
Schatz (to me): Tell her he's my cousin.
Me: He's your cousin, but he's Maura's cousin too. You share cousins because Maura is your sister.
Schatz: Okey-Dokey. (Opens the card to play the music one more time.)
This Ham is NOT Burned!
4 months ago