Sweet Nothings

Kaitlyn: Mommy, wake up.

Mommy (opening eyes): Good morning, Schatz.

Kaitlyn: Why are skunks so stinky, Mommy?

Mommy (closing eyes again): I don't know, baby.

Kaitlyn: Open your eyes, Mommy. Why are skunks so stinky?

Mommy (opening eyes): I don't know. Why do you think skunks are so stinky?

Kaitlyn: Because they fart, Mommy, and farts are stinky. Skunk farts are really stinky.