Hair Cuts and Other Forms of Butchery

Curled up on the couch with Kaitlyn and Maura:

Maura: I like Schatz's hair cut.

Mommy: It looks much better. It was getting too long and scraggly.

Maura: Did she cry?

Mommy: No, she didn't really care.

Later that afternoon, Schatz was trying on her dresses which fit great last month. Now they are getting too short...

Mommy: Your legs are getting so long, Schatz, you are growing up too fast.

Schatz (gasps and grabbing her legs): Oh, no, Mommy! You are NOT cutting off my legs.