Maura and Roger were sitting at the table this morning eating breakfast. I walked up behind Roger and kissed his ear, whispering, "I love you".
Maura: I know what that means.
Me: What does what mean?
Maura: When you kiss Daddy's ear. I know what that means.
Me: It means I love him.
Maura: Nope. It's a sexy kiss. It means you want to be sexy with him.
Me: Is that okay?
Maura: No. Mom, it's totally gross.
Me (in a resigned voice): Alright, I won't kiss your Daddy sexy anymore.
Roger: Heeeey! Let's not over react!
3 weeks ago