Maura: Mom, is it okay if I adopt my children?
Mom: Yes, I think that would be wonderful. Why do you want to adopt?
At this point I'm thinking I've done a wonderful job teaching my child to think of others and how wonderful it is that she's been exposed to families who have had positive and successful adoption experiences.
Maura: Well, Mom...(squirms uncomfortably) I don't want to EVER have sex. It's totally gross.
Mom: Sounds good to me. That is an excellent reason to adopt!
This Ham is NOT Burned!
3 months ago