Schatz (casually over dinner): Daddy, I bought my wedding dress today.
Daddy (after choking on his tea): Your wedding dress?
Schatz: Oh, yes, Daddy! Anita is marrying her boyfriend and I need a beautiful dress to wear.
(Side note: Anita is marrying my cousin Will. My children adore Will, but when he is not around Schatz refers to him as Anita's boyfriend.)
This Ham is NOT Burned!
10 months ago