Wedding Bells

Schatz (casually over dinner): Daddy, I bought my wedding dress today.

Daddy (after choking on his tea): Your wedding dress?

Schatz: Oh, yes, Daddy! Anita is marrying her boyfriend and I need a beautiful dress to wear.

(Side note: Anita is marrying my cousin Will. My children adore Will, but when he is not around Schatz refers to him as Anita's boyfriend.)