Schatz (casually over dinner): Daddy, I bought my wedding dress today.
Daddy (after choking on his tea): Your wedding dress?
Schatz: Oh, yes, Daddy! Anita is marrying her boyfriend and I need a beautiful dress to wear.
(Side note: Anita is marrying my cousin Will. My children adore Will, but when he is not around Schatz refers to him as Anita's boyfriend.)
This Ham is NOT Burned!
1 year ago