Schatz (walking into the kitchen with her blankie wrapped around her shoulders): YOU are the MEANEST mom I've ever had!
Me: Why am I the meanest mom you've ever had?
Schatz: Because YOU didn't wake me up this morning! You KNOW I like you to wake me up in the morning.
Me: Yes, I did. Don't you remember? I said, "Good Morning, Schatz." and I pulled the comforter over you. You looked at me and snuggled up on Daddy and gave him a Koala hug.
Schatz (composing herself and straightening her shoulders): WELL, You KNOW I hate it when you say (using a fake pleasant voice for emphasis)"Good Morning"....AND I like to be called KATIE in the morning, not SCHATZ!!
This Ham is NOT Burned!
7 months ago