Schatz (while talking to herself about something): Holy shit.
Roger (choking and trying to maintain his military bearing): What did you just say?
Schatz (nonchalantly): Holy shit.
Me: Don't say "holy shit". It's a bad word. I don't like it.
Me: No, the other word.
Schatz (thinks a minute): How about ship? Can I say holy ship?
Schatz: Why not?
Me: Because I'll know you mean the other word.
Schatz (winks and shots me the finger guns) : Oh. Okay.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
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